lindsaychrist:

doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices

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hungarian:

im glad dogs cant read the “no dogs allowed” signs so they dont feel sad & left out

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tomhazeldine:

 Perfect people do perfect things. [x]

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starllex:

my friend richie was really angry one time and he picked up a rock and threw it angrily at the ground but it actually didnt touch the ground it went straight into a gutter so he literally threw a rock at the ground and missed

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vanillish:

when you walk by a mirrorimage

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crrocs:

afearofoblivion:

crrocs:

can someone ask a ghost what happens when u die? i am curious

Ok Emma I’ll fucking ask the neighbourhood ghost cos you know everyone has one of those

thx

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geekstep:

niggercakes:

hungarian:

say “oh my god look at the blood on her pants” in a crowded hall & the girls who turn around are the ones on their period

alright satan lets take it down a notch sweetie

Says tumblr user niggercakes

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armadillo:

when you accidentally say something you werent meant to

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